Boys are gross

Every Thursday, Josh & his buddy, Noah spend time together after school. One week they come here, then the next they go to Noah's.

Two weeks ago they were here.  They were playing in the toy room when I looked over and saw Noah SUCKING Josh's big toe!  For Real---Josh's toe was all the way in Noah's mouth like a lolli-pop!
I quickly yelled, "STOP!" and bounded into the toy room trying to hold in my mortified laughter.  I told the boys, "I know I'm laughing, but it's not funny."  I gathered myself enough to tell them that we don't suck our friends toes and that doing so is really gross.

To my reasoning Josh simply replied "Well, boys ARE gross."

Well-said my son, well-said.

Gross, but CUTE boys!